Jun
27
2009
2

National Title Losers: 1992 Team Recap

The college football off-season is notorious for its lack of brevity. The longest break of any major sport, where May rolls along, and we are still only half way home. In lieu of reporting on every trivial news item, I will start this (hopefully) four part series on past great Miami Hurricane teams.

We all know of the recent illustrious history of the 5 national title winning teams. What many outside the superfandom do not know is how many times Miami was in the title game on the losing side. This fact is what I believe separates Miami from any other program of the last 25 years. Today’s focus: the 1992 Sugar Bowl losing edition.

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Easily forgotten in this 1992 Miami edition was Hurricane Andrew. While Miami was planning a defense of their split title with Washington, the worst hurricane since the 1925 program namesake displaced thousands of South Floridians, and the football team was no exception

Jermaine Chambers, a University of Miami freshman wide receiver, felt particularly lucky today as he bounded off one of three buses carrying Hurricane players to their emergency practice site here at Dodgertown.

“We stayed on the second floor in the bathroom. I kept thinking that this was it. My life was over. I said, ‘When is it going to stop?’ But the wind just kept coming.” 

‘I didn’t realize it until I opened the door at the end,” he said. “I looked out at the sky and said, ‘Geez, no house left.’ “

This team was loaded with name brand Canes. Future Heisman winner Gino Torretta. Lamar “You don’t come into the OB talking smack” Thomas. Horace Copeland. Kevin Williams. Future FIU coach Mario Christobal. A starting linebacker trio of Darrin Smith, Jessie Armstead, and Michael Barrow (holy shit!), and Ryan McNeil in the secondary. Lets see how this ship went from carrying slaves, spices and gold to limey ridden shipwreck!

Game 1: Miami 24, @Iowa 7

Still scheduling a fantastic out of conference schedule (the newly formed Big East was only 4 conference games), Miami opened this season against a upper middle tier Big Ten team in Iowa. Up until the 2006 game against #1 ranked OSU, this was the last time Iowa played a true night game at Kinnick Stadium. Respect! Iowa, however, would not grant the same respect for Miami’s schedule strength, finishing 5-7. Torretta completed 31 passes for 433 yards and two TDs, a nice first outing to a fantastic year.

Game 2: @Miami 38, FAMU 0

It sure gets hard researching a non-title winning team in the early 90’s playing a lack luster directional Florida team. What does this mean? I don’t have a link, or any stats. Lets all assume Gino threw a pair of TDs, 300 yards, and this one was over before halftime. Click the link and you can see a home made video with a pretty cool lengthy highlight, clocking in at nine minutes. 

Game 3: @Miami 8, Arizona 7

One year away from the Wildcats demolishing shutout of the Canes in the Fiesta Bowl, Arizona nearly pulled one off on the road, prematurely breaking the eventual 58-game home winning streak. Arizona kicker Steve McLaughlin barely missed a 51 yard field goal as time expired. Way too close for a defending champ playing a craptastic Pac 10 team. Alas. Another victory!

Dan Mowrey 1992 Wide Right 2Game 4: @Miami 19, Florida State 16 

Wide Right II. The game that created the stigma Bobby Bowden will never remove, what with our hindsight knowledge of the past 15+ years. Miami won for the seventh time in eight meetings, as Dan Mowrey missed a 39-yard field goal on the final play. Not as dramatic as 1991, where Miami clung to a one point lead on the road. This FSU team was ranked #3, and would propel Miami to its Sugar Bowl run with the needed media respect. FSU was ahead 16-10 with a little over nine minutes remaining. One Torretta to Thomas 33 yard TD and an FSU muffed punt for a safety later, and it’s 1991 all over again. Florida State and Charlie Ward head on back to Deliverance, Florida, squealing like pigs. Weeeee! Weeeeee! They won’t lose again either and finish the year ranked #2. 

A hilarious anecdote from current UM coach Michael Barrow on his viscious hit of Tamarick Vanover in the ‘92 game: 

“They did that play earlier in the game, I went to go get him and the umpire got in my way and I was like, ‘Awwwwww,”’ Barrow said. “I remembered Vanover from when he visited Miami and I went up to him and said something like, ‘Man, you chump, I’m glad you went to that girls’ school, because you weren’t tough enough to come here.”’ And a couple plays later, I got the hit.”

Lets rub it in some more. 

1992miami PSU ticketGame 5: Miami 17, @Penn State 14

What a schedule! Florida State and Penn State, back to back, in the age of conference play? Astounding. This of course was the last year PSU would be independent, so a game this late in the year was still available. Torretta had a horrible day, going 11 of 31 for 80 yards, the lowest total since 1982. That passer? Mark Richt. Guess he calls the plays better than he runs them. 

Michael Barrow stuffed a 4th and 1 on Miami’s 5 yard line with nine minutes left to preserve the 17-7 lead. Penn State would score at the six minute mark to close the gap to three, but wouldn’t get a first down the rest of the way. A little known fact about this game? The players decided against wearing camouflage into Happy Valley as a tribute to the late Jerome Brown, one of the leaders of the 1986 Fiesta Bowl losers. 

Game 6: @Miami 45, Texas Christian 10

TCU was 2-8-1 this year, certainly not their 1950s and 60s heydey, or even their LT days. The demise of the SouthWest Conference really hurt TCU’s national clout, not to mention my permanent soapbox on the Cotton Bowl’s diminishing notoriety. Miami was a 38 point favorite, as Torretta threw for 350 yards and 3 TDs. 

Game 7: Miami 43, @Virginia Tech 23

The first game of the abbreviated Big East season, and Miami did what was expected after running the mini-gauntlet of their off season schedule. 17-0 lead after the first quarter, 31-3 at halftime, the final score was not indicative of this blowout. If only the Hokies sucked this much today. They didn’t get a first down until late in the second quarter and didn’t score a touchdown until Miami’s third string was playing in the fourth. 

Torretta also became first on Miami’s career completions list, going 17 of 28 for 343 yards. At the time he held the record for completions, attempts, passing yardage and total offense.

Game 8: @Miami 35, West Virginia 23

Miami rolled to 2-0 in conference play, as Miami again shut out a conference opponent until the scrubs were inserted in the fourth quarter. This was the 50th straight win at the Orange Bowl, and their 26th overall. Torretta had five TD passes, and with Heisman frontrunner Marshall Faulk of San Diego State injured, this was probably where Gino started gaining steam. Funny how if Faulk doesn’t get hurt, he probably wins the award and Torretta is saved from a lifetime of heckling. 

Game 9: @Miami 48, Temple 0

Little remembered fact was the NY Times used to keep computer rankings for college football, and they were used as one of the primary sources for poll-nicks to based their votes on. Again, as much as the BCS sucks now, it sure is better than hoping your team gets the bid to a marquee bowl game and plays a quality enough opponent to garner enough first place votes come January 2nd. And what a concept! All bowl games done on New Years Day! Miami rolls against Temple, 3-0 in the Big East. 

UM Carrier DomeGame 10: Miami 16, @Syracuse 10

Hot damn! Now here was a top notch Syracuse team! Came into the game at 9-1, already won the Lambert Trophy (what the fuck is that?), had pretty much clinched a Fiesta Bowl bid, and had dreams of securing an Orange Bowl bid for their own backdoor shot at the national title. Two good previews of the game, here and here, show this contest had a good quality of build up attached. 

The game lived up to its hype, with the Canes escaping with a victory. After a last gasp catch by ‘Cuse TE Chris Gedney, he was tackled at the three yard line after time expired. Syracuse QB Marvin Graves actually threw up on the field on the final drive, forcing the use of a time out. 

“I felt a sharp pain in my heart,” Graves said. “I don’t know what happened.”

“We’re just looking into their huddle and he’s throwing up in the open,” said Warren Sapp, a freshman Miami defensive tackle. “It was like, ‘Yeah, we got him.’ “

Syracuse would finish the year 10-2 and ranked #6 after beating Colorado in the Fiesta Bowl. They only lost to Miami and Ohio State. Fantastic year indeed. Miami went undefeated in conference for the second year in a row, with a whopping 6-0 overall two season record. 

Game 11: Miami 63, @San Diego State 17

Thanksgiving weekend in San Diego? Not a bad way to spend the holiday. This was a unique game, as a team of Miami’s caliber would never play a SDSU on the road in 2009, especially this late in the year. With Marshall Faulk still injured, the Heisman showdown between Torretta and Faulk never came to fruition. 

Miami finished their second straight undefeated regular season, and fourth in seven seasons. Crazy. Now that is a record I don’t think will ever be matched. A death threat was called in for coach Dennis Erickson in the second half.

“I noticed all the coaches got away from me pretty fast,” he (Erickson) said with a thin smile.

Faulk really should have won the Heisman this year, and the fact these top two hopefuls actually played such a lopsided game during the regular season, with Faulk injured, probably secured Torretta as the winner. 

Game 12: Sugar Bowl: Alabama 34, Miami 13

The 1993 Sugar Bowl is the first recollection I have of football. I didn’t watch one second of this game, but I recall seeing the score as a youngin’, and wondering how the #1 lost by so much to the #2. All my fat, mouth breathing, Michigan fan uncles were also very happy with the result. I don’t think it is going out too far on the limb to say this is the crest of the national Miami hatred. Sure, 1986 was what established Thug U, but the 1991 Cotton Bowl was what legitimized it. The 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty? You can thank Miami’s 46-3 drubbing of media darling Texas. Well, that and the 16 penalties for 202 yards. 

Four national titles in nine years (‘83,’87,’89,’91), one national title loss (‘86), and two other top five finishes (#2 in ‘88, #3 in ‘90). Yeah, I think I would hate these guys as well. Think Meyer’s Florida teams for another half dozen years, always in the title hunt, even after Heisman graduations and multiple recruiting class reloads. Add in a healthy dose of good ole fashioned Midwestern racism, and we have some spot on winners for Miami haters on that late afternoon in the Michigan winter, on the first day of 1992.

Alabama ran the ball 94% of the time, and their QB Jay Barker was 4 of 13 for 18 yards and two picks. What!? Miami couldn’t adjust their defensive game plan? Ugh. And just like in the newly minted 1987 desert, a Heisman winner threw multiple picks (three in this case) that all led to touchdowns for Alabama. 

TeagueInTheSugarBowlI hate the BCS as much as the next CFB advocate, but this season was the first since 1987 that pitted the top two ranked teams in a bowl game. Hard to argue with those results, even if they are now controversial every year. Perhaps a compromise would be to keep the old Bowl Alliance tie-ins, and then run a four team playoff afterwards. Regardless, Miami entered this contest with a 29 game winning streak, and if you want to make assumptions, they could’ve run that streak to 34 the next year before probably still losing to Florida State on the road. 

If you think about it, this season, coupled with the 1991 split title, was eerily similar to the 2001-02 seasons. Went undefeated the first year, and was favored the following year to repeat. Ran through the regular season undefeated, but with obvious hiccups (WVU running all over them in ‘02, only beating UA by 1 at home in ‘92), only to lose the title game as a heavy favorite. Should this team have not bent over backwards for a lesser talented, way lesser coached SEC squad (Gene Stallings was actually interviewing at Navy), Miami would have the highly coveted back to back titles they have still been unable to attain.

While I’m on still this team, I just want to give a shout out to the 2nd worst Canes title-winning coach, Dennis Erickson. His lack of control and demand of respect from the players put the program in probation, caused SI to demand Miami abandon football altogether, and lost numerous potential national titles (‘88,’92,’94). I think it’s safe to say this is where he lost control of the program. And yes, he did win two national titles, which is fantastic. More than any other Hurricanes coach. But does anyone really think he’s even close in talent to any other than the Okie? Yes, you could say I am bitter that Miami didn’t finish this season strong.

Jun
22
2009
4

Miami’s computer-run program

 

Just got me another one Larry!

Just got me another one Larry!

The Cane brethren has known this for years, since November 2003 to be exact, but this great smoking gun came out today nation wide. Turns out that yes, Larry “I left the program in the worst shape since coaches made recruiting calls at public phones” Coker did recruit via Rivals.com. Yes, he did scroll down the list of 5 stars, see who was available, see which city he wished to visit, maybe stop for a nice glazed pork loin, find some time to squeeze in some face time with said 5 star. 

“That’s accurate,” UM recruiting coordinator Clint Hurtt said. “We spent way too much time recruiting off [Internet] lists and finding these top guys instead of truly evaluating. You can’t just go off hearsay or just because Florida, Florida State or Alabama is recruiting him. That doesn’t mean a thing.”

And there’s more!

“I used to go in the coaches’ offices, and sometimes they would literally have Rivals.com up on their screen,” said Matt Shodell, who covers UM and its recruiting for CaneSport.com. “I won’t name the coaches, but they would be writing names down on pieces of paper. I don’t know how much film they were looking at.”

In this case. ignorance was bliss. I liked thinking maybe the players got lazy and complacent, maybe the coaches just didn’t have the X’s and O’s. But this confirmation of total utter laziness? Sickening. What’s really crazy? Clint Hurtt is now the recruiting coordinator, and he fucking rocks. Randy’s most trusted man to bring home the top notchers to Miami-Dade. All goes to show it all starts at the top. Maybe they will start publishing a junior varsity Rivals.com for UTSA in the coming years.

Jun
04
2009
1

Sportcoating Canes in Style

 

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Although the L.A. Clippers version on draft night was impressive, and also ended up being rather clairvoyant, this is better. Who wants to boast of the Clips getting another #1 pick? I’ll scream ’round the confederate states of my interior green or orange.

Randy should make it mandatory for players and coaches to wear these before and after games. All sport coats should be tailored. Lets get alternative sport coats, press conference “jerseys” if you will, perhaps an all orange suit with lizard green leather shoes. Reebok made some bitchin’ suits for Mike Nolan when requested, I’m sure Nike can do the same. No more Thug U. It’s Style U now!